a) Getting a five second or less glance of any member of U2 (12%)
b) Getting a 5-10 second glance of any member of U2 (9%)
c) Getting a minute plus glance of any member of U2 (3%)
d) Shaking any U2 member's hand (1%)
e) Sneaking into the Grammies (0.1%)
f) Sneaking into the Grammies and hanging out with U2 (0.01%)
g) Grabbing The Edge's hat and giving him a big noogie on that bald head of his (0.000001%)
f) Giving Bono a big wedgie (0.00000001%)
While the prospect of giving The Edge a noogie is attractive, I think I'll stay home studying. Any thoughts?