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February 25th, 2005

Sneakin in? @ 12:23 pm

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I'm currently feelin: amused amused

There's this guy who sneeks into the first show on the new U2 tour.

He is very proud of himself for successfully sneaking in, and now he just needs to find a place to sit.

Every seat is taken except for one very nice centrally located seat.

He walks up to it and asks the guy sitting next to it if anyone is sitting there - and sits down and gets ready for the concert.

The show goes on and during a break in the music he strikes up a conversation with the gentleman that let him have the seat.

"Hey ... I think its pretty cool there being an empty seat here on opening day for U2" says the guy who snuck in.

"Actually, I have the ticket for this seat .... my wife and I always go see U2 kick off their new tours." says the guy next to him.

"Where is she now?" says the first guy.

"Sadly, she passed away recently, so I had to come see the concert alone" sighs the first guy.

"Oh, that's terrible ....I feel so sorry for your loss .... but I must admit, I'm a little surprised that you couldn't find a friend or relative to give the ticket to."

"Well ..... they're all at the funeral."
 
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From:specialcamper
Date:February 25th, 2005 06:24 pm (UTC)
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man, that would be me!!
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From:chynafox
Date:February 25th, 2005 06:38 pm (UTC)
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haha i wouldn't miss the concert either ;-p
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From:siorai_gra_
Date:February 25th, 2005 06:39 pm (UTC)
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hahahaha! that's soo bad. But I like it.
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From:boog0r
Date:February 25th, 2005 06:44 pm (UTC)
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That's horribvly delicious!
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From:redsoxnut545
Date:February 25th, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
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haha thats awsome. theres a similiar joke with baseball also. i love it
From:_crimson_nails
Date:February 25th, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
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LOL

That's one of those "I'm going to Hell but I'll be laughing all the way down" jokes.
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From:bad_lemon
Date:February 25th, 2005 11:17 pm (UTC)
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those are the BEST kinds of jokes... those and really stupid ones like:
a grasshopper named Bob walks into a bar. The bartender get all excited and says to the grasshopper, "HEY! we have a drink named after you!"
the grasshopper tilts his head to the side and is just flabergasted... he says, "why would you have a drink named bob?"
From:caspiandream
Date:February 26th, 2005 12:01 am (UTC)
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that is so stupid

so why am I giggling?!
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From:bad_lemon
Date:February 26th, 2005 12:29 am (UTC)
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exactly.

(by the way... you're icon kicks.)
From:_crimson_nails
Date:February 26th, 2005 12:44 am (UTC)
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A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar and the bartender says, "what is this, a joke?"

;)
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From:bad_lemon
Date:February 26th, 2005 06:12 am (UTC)
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yes... that is classic
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From:canadanne
Date:February 25th, 2005 08:15 pm (UTC)
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*snerk*
From:leelee_cakes
Date:February 25th, 2005 09:00 pm (UTC)
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Hee. There's the same joke here, but for the Hockey playoffs. Love it.

Leelee
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From:bad_lemon
Date:February 25th, 2005 11:15 pm (UTC)
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what hockey playoffs??
(sorry... i had to... it was wide open and no one beat me to it)
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From:specialcamper
Date:February 26th, 2005 09:43 am (UTC)
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ooh, ouch. that hurts!
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From:moydrumm
Date:February 25th, 2005 10:49 pm (UTC)
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Ok, I don't want to sound irritating or something like that. But I would go to the funeral. Ok, we're talking about U2, but come on...
From:deltawing
Date:February 25th, 2005 11:29 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, I think we all would. Its a joke, mate.

Although, being the next of kin and all, I would've made sure the funeral was schedualed for a different time. :D
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From:wolfp10
Date:February 26th, 2005 06:38 am (UTC)
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A couple of years back a branch of my family scheduled a funeral around a West Virginia football game. It does happen.
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From:specialcamper
Date:February 25th, 2005 11:39 pm (UTC)
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actually, im serious about going to the concert.
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From:bad_lemon
Date:February 26th, 2005 12:30 am (UTC)
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i would go to the concert... i mean afterall that's what [my significant other... whatver] would want me to do... i mean, wouldn't you want your spouse to be happy (aka at a u2 concert?)
From:caspiandream
Date:February 25th, 2005 11:59 pm (UTC)
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Hahaha that reminds me of the time I told my brother that if he was getting married on the same day U2 played here I'd see U2 XD

He was very annoyed. Said I was a bitch >:D
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From:isabelle_guns
Date:February 26th, 2005 04:33 am (UTC)
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not sure if I should be laughing or not
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From:shakenstatic
Date:February 26th, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)
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well, I'm going to laugh freely...THAT WAS HILARIOUS! BWUAHAHAHA

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