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May 29th, 2005

(no subject) @ 01:01 am

I'm currently hearin: Inuyasha on the tele

I found an music critic generator that could replace the real ones. I asked it to critique U2 and got the result
What do I think about The Joshua Tree by U2? I don't think you are going to like this...

  The opening track, Where The Streets Have No Name sounds just like a retarded daschund defacating through a sieve into my ears and I can't believe it was supposed to. Call it an unfortunate accident or something. The sound of the sickening crunch you'd hear just after the guillotine blade has fallen and just before your head does the same is nothing compared to the dire track six, Red Hill Mining Town. U2 sound like the slow drip, drip, dripping of that tap you forgot to turn off in the bathroom before going to bed throughout the apocalyptic mess that is track 8, Trip Through Your Wires.

  One Tree Hill sounds like the crap usually hosted on geocities by colour blind web idiots. Track 10, Exit went down well with my neighbour's dogs. They howled for hours, handily drowning out most of the track, and prompting me to start searching for a dog of my own.

  In fact, a fruits of the forest yoghurt has more cultural significance.

If you still like this crap, go buy it on amazon or something.

I'm really impressed by this. I didn't tell it the track names or even an album title! You know, I could get a job as a music critic and let the little generator do my job...
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Date:May 29th, 2005 09:15 am (UTC)
Hehe I was impressed at first but then typed a few bands/albums in and this quote came up for the majority of them "It sounds like the stomach rumblings of Miss 'Overweight Texas' 1994. " so I began to get annoyed :-p
Date:May 29th, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC)
I thought this was pretty funny when I gave it Achtung Baby.

"It's things like track 10, the 'Light My Way' of Ultra Violet that makes people want to kill each other."

Its all very cleverly scripted. I wonder where it gets the track listing.
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Date:May 29th, 2005 11:31 pm (UTC)
Looks like Amazon.... since it says the site is in collaboration with Amazon.

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