LIAM CALLS U2 GRUMPY
Pot! Kettle! Darkness!
Miserable gob-shooting imbecile Liam Gallagher has attacked U2 for being overly serious, which is a bit like shouting at a cow for producing milk.
Apparently, the highly professional Irish rock legends like to watch a video of their performance after every gig, so that they may learn and grow and give ever better shows for their fans. Now, you'd have thought 'turn up, stand there and holler' frontman Liam might want to take a few hints here. But no!
Gallagher made the shocking assertion that this meant that U2 are "Wankers," as he mused: "Haven't they got fuck all better to do? I'd rather be out there getting pissed. I certainly wouldn't go back after a gig and analyse it." Is there a double negative in that first bit?
Liam's diversion between reality and his intelligence continued as he wombled on "This is the best job in the world. It's even better when you're the best rock star," he said. He concluded that "I'm the best fucking rock'n'roll singer this country's ever had," as his nose suddenly grew to three feet long and poked the unfortunate journalist conducting the interview in the eye.
Oasis' new album 'Don't Believe The Truth' is currently outselling everything else by a country mile, and is predicted to accompany the Crazy Frog at the top of the charts this Sunday.