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August 16th, 2005

(no subject) @ 12:06 am

sapphires13:
I'm currently feelin: silly silly
I'm currently hearin: Discotheque ~ U2

Ok, time for something fun. I've just spent the last week and a half with no internet, cooped up with my family, and it sucked.
During this time, I experienced extreme boredom and so I consoled myself with U2, of course.

One night, whilst about to go to sleep, I started flipping through my Pop CD booklet, because I am such a PopTart. As I did so, I was commenting to myself about all of the snazzy photos within the pages.

I was amusing myself so much that I decided to share my commentary with you guys =D


Right, everyone get your CD booklets out and follow along with me.

**looks at the front** Hi Pop!U2! You're so colourful and shiny!

**open** Hi! Pop!Edge!

**opens more** Lots of words.. not enough attention span to read them all..

**looks to the right** Look it's U2! Are those.. old granny hairdryer things? And does Edge not get one because he... doesn't have hair? Bono dear, you shouldn't make faces like that, your face might stick that way. Isn't it pathetic how Larry manages to look cool even with an old granny hairdryer thing over his head?

**turns page** (Discotheque) Lots of pictures here! First, I'd like to say that Larry has the coolest shoes on the planet. I want. **looks at the pictures across the top** Not going to comment on all of them.. but Larry? Didn't you hear what I just told Bono?! You don't want your face to stick like that! Is Edge imitating the Can-you-hear-me-now? guy, or just posing weird? Does anyone else thing Pop!Bono in the big glasses looks like Chester Bennington back when Chester still wore the emo glasses? **looks down** Larry dear, quit being so hot. It hurts to look at you.

**turns page** (Do You Feel Loved, Mofo) Smirky, orange, hooded, Pop!Bono. Not much more to say than that...

**turns page** (If God Will Send His Angels, Staring At The Sun) Edge looks... sad =/ What's wrong Edge? You can tell me **pats him** Also, the black and white stripes with the white text make it hard to read lyrics.

**turns page** (Last Night On Earth) Ok, first. Bono, those round sunglasses don't suit you. Secondly, the orange pictures are of Bono getting his hair cut. (full version of the bottom one) They amuse me greatly, because OMGWTF Pop!Bono has very short hair! And I'm just weird enough that I looked at Pop!Bono and imagined him getting all of his hair cut off, and so seeing the pictures made me happy. **looks to the right** I can never decide if I like profile pics of Bono or not... eh. Also! First Pop!logo sighting, this time the O is a football.

**turns page** (Gone) Larry! Yay! I wonder what Larry's looking at in all of those pictures except one. I imagine he's looking at some technical music drumming song list thingy. And in that one that's different, he's probably looking at Adam. And OMGWTF! Larry with a guitar?! SOMEONE TAKE IT AWAY FROM HIM! It's not right! **cries**
Also, I'm gonna take this time to actually mention the lyrics themselves. I love how throughout the booklet, this CAPSLOCK thing keeps randomly happening. And I especially like it in Gone with the lack of spacebar too "IMNOTCOMINGDOWN" This is Bono as a 13 year old AOLer with angst ;P

**turns page** (Miami, The Playboy Mansion) Oh Adam! That shirt is so sexy. I want one just like it. The pants weird me out a tiny bit. Nice feet though. The sunglasses are SO wrong though. I like the little Larry and Adam pics though. In the first one Larry actually looks like he's about to crack up laughing. Second Pop!logo sighting. The O is a male sign.

**turns page** (If You Wear That Velvet Dress) Yay, it's Adam again! Ok, these sunglasses are a little better, but I like the white PopMart ones best =3 Third Pop!logo sighting. The O is a female sign. And oh my, Larry. We get the sexiest song on the album paired with a photo of Larry looking orgasmically lovely. This is what I say about U2. We all want to rape Bono's voice, Edge and Adam's guitar sounds, and Larry. Fullstop. Put those muscles away! You're killing me!

**turns page** (Please) The Edge's chest hair. 'Nuff said. Well, ok, the insane shirt gets an honourable mention.

**turns page** (Wake Up Dead Man) Hi PopMart!art! **goes to the PopMart and buys her own personal Bono... and takes home a Larry too for good measure**. Also, those little photos are the same ones used all dotty and colourful for the cover. They look creepier in their natural state. Adam's looking at who knows what. Bono's somewhere between smiling and being straight-faced. Larry looks annoyed. And The Edge is all smirky. Fourth Pop!logo sighting. The O is a disco ball.

**turns page** Hi Discotheque!Adam! Your hair is awfully bright blue =D

**opens more** Hi Discotheque!Bono! Your pants are awfully tight! =D (I also love the fact that you can see a camera-guy in the background)

**opens more** Discotheque!Larry... does not approve. (**cracks self up** I seriously have no life.)

**opens all the way** I like how Discotheque!Edge gets to be all non-coloured with his mirror-guitar reflecting lots of colours onto his glasses.

**starts closing flaps** Goodbye Pop!Adam! Goodbye Pop!Larry!

**closes all the way** Goodbye Pop!Bono!

Right. That was more fun than it probably should've been XD
 
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From:surfgirl83
Date:August 16th, 2005 06:26 am (UTC)
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OMGWTFBBQ!Chass you're mad! LOL I find this highly amusing! ROFL, I did notice while reading your bit and look at the book. They didn't want us actually reading the lyrics did they? I mean half of them we can't see! Who the hell puts white font on silver background?! WTF

Anyway now I am off to bed with my Star Trek themed Bono *looks at icon*
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From:sapphires13
Date:August 16th, 2005 06:38 am (UTC)
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**looks at your icon** ....can I smack you? He's a big enough dork without your help!

But yea, white font on reflective silver hurts my eyes >_
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From:surfgirl83
Date:August 16th, 2005 03:04 pm (UTC)
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*fans U2 handprints in defense* LOL and I wasn't the one who noticed that someone else did, I mean I kinda thought he looked Star Trekish but yeah. LOL

Stupid silver and white.
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From:vinyl__
Date:August 16th, 2005 06:59 am (UTC)
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ahahha Star Trek!Bono officially owns my soul.
From:striped_bouncer
Date:August 16th, 2005 08:57 am (UTC)
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*LOL* You know, this was one of the funniest things I read in weeks *wipes tears from her eyes* Very nice. And actually.... *whispers*.... I took out my Pop CD booklet and follwed you all around ;-) That was fun *giggle* Nice way to spend U2 time :-D
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From:angel_of_dublin
Date:August 17th, 2005 12:18 am (UTC)
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Hahah I that too! :P
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From:rooms_on_fire
Date:August 16th, 2005 09:23 am (UTC)
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Thank you for that late night entertainment!
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From:fadedgalaxia
Date:August 16th, 2005 03:28 pm (UTC)
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*is still cracking up* I just did it with you....that was one of the funniest things I've done in so long...I think I'll make it a ritual to do it everyday! ^_^

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