How about a little intermission sing-a-long, a slight rewrite in honor of the band's 29th Anniversary...
It was twenty nine years today,
Larry Mullen called a band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years,
Larry Mullen's Lonely Hearts Club Band...
We're Larry Mullen's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
We hope you will enjoy the show,
Larry Mullen's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
Sit back and let the evening go.
Larry Mullen's lonely, Larry Mullen's lonely,
Larry Mullen's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
It's wonderful to be here,
It's certainly a thrill.
You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home.
I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
That the singer's going to sing a song,
And he wants you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Bono here...
And Larry Mullen's Lonely Hearts Club Band. "