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October 7th, 2005

In the year 2000 @ 04:15 am

tinamachina:
I'm currently feelin: amused highly amused
I'm currently hearin: Late Night with Conan the Barbarian

Excerpts from Conan's skit: "The Year 2000: The Edge Edition"

 

In the yeaaar two thouusaaand....

U2 will become self-destructive, and will replace Bono with the much less reliable...Bonaduce.

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

U2 will reveal that they wrote the song "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" after searching through 4 supermarkets looking for Booberry cereal.

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

U2 will reveal that the original title for Achtung Baby was Oy Vey, Mama!

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

Bono will contract mono from Alyssa Milano, Edge will trim a hedge for Sister Sledge, Adam Clayton will worship Satan in Dayton, and Larry Mullen, Jr. will be impossible to rhyme.

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

The Edge will reveal that the reason he wears the knit caps is to draw attention away from Bono's crap sunglasses

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

The Edge will reveal that the reason he wears the knit caps is to cover up a tatoo that reads "I Heart...Urkel?"

 
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From:malaria
Date:October 7th, 2005 08:31 am (UTC)

Bono's crap sunglasses aside ...

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... my new favorite phrase of all time is "ADAM CLAYTON will worship SATAN in DAYTON" ... dark_scale and I completely LOST it laughing when we heard that :)
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From:zoostation
Date:October 7th, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC)
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BEST THING EVER.

I could have watched them do that all night long.

Bonaduce. lmao
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From:bruisesilkensky
Date:October 7th, 2005 01:04 pm (UTC)
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That icon is hilarious!!
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From:jenvargas
Date:October 7th, 2005 03:45 pm (UTC)
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WOW! An icon already?!?!?

You're good!
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From:zoostation
Date:October 7th, 2005 04:26 pm (UTC)
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...lol

I was up until like 3 am talking to other U2 fans about the show and the idea hit me so I made it really quickly. That was my favorite part of the show.
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From:fluidwhispers
Date:October 7th, 2005 02:40 pm (UTC)
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Who else thought that Bono was going to say, "I heart Bono" or "I heart owls" ? That would have been funny too.
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From:jenvargas
Date:October 7th, 2005 03:46 pm (UTC)
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I *so* thought he was going to say "I heart Bono!" LOL
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From:fluidwhispers
Date:October 8th, 2005 05:24 am (UTC)
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Yay! I'm not alone!!
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From:playingthetart
Date:October 7th, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
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Deep down we are all slashers, oy vay.
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From:fluidwhispers
Date:October 8th, 2005 05:25 am (UTC)
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I'm seriously thinking more and more often that this is true of U2 fans. I like the icon, btw.
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From:jenvargas
Date:October 7th, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC)
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THE BEST. IN THE YEAR 2000. EVER.
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From:whatsername_31
Date:October 7th, 2005 11:02 pm (UTC)
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That was my fave thing on the whole show, the Booberry comment made me laugh so hard I was crying...now everytime I go down the cereal isle I will be singing.

I have tried the frosted flakes
I have tried the toasted wheat
but it wouldn't do
but it wouldn't do

I have tasted fruity pebbles
I have run out of milk
only to search for you
only to search for you

But I stil haven't found boo-berry cereal
But I still haven't found boo-berry cereal
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From:tinamachina
Date:October 8th, 2005 06:12 am (UTC)
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*applause, applause!*

Someone needs to make an icon of that. Or a 'toon.
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From:whatsername_31
Date:October 8th, 2005 07:18 am (UTC)
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Thank you, I'm hear all night, try the veggie burgers...heehee

Yeah I was at work humming the tune of SHFWLF so I could get all the words in..

Yeah, people there think I am a nut job...
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From:shakenstatic
Date:October 8th, 2005 12:42 pm (UTC)
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omg...that is HILARIOUS! And I totally had to sing it to see if it fit, of course ;oP hahahaha
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From:whatsername_31
Date:October 8th, 2005 06:07 pm (UTC)
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Yeah I sang it when I got home..it fit pretty well...LOL
I love that icon of yours..I giggle every time I see it...
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From:seishin
Date:October 8th, 2005 02:30 am (UTC)
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The Oy Vey, Mama one cracked me up so bad I woke up the rest of the house. XD
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From:whatsername_31
Date:October 8th, 2005 07:18 am (UTC)
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*bows* Glad to bring a smile:-D

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