Ms. Machina if you nasty (tinamachina) wrote in u2,
Ms. Machina if you nasty
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In the year 2000

Excerpts from Conan's skit: "The Year 2000: The Edge Edition"

 

In the yeaaar two thouusaaand....

U2 will become self-destructive, and will replace Bono with the much less reliable...Bonaduce.

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

U2 will reveal that they wrote the song "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" after searching through 4 supermarkets looking for Booberry cereal.

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

U2 will reveal that the original title for Achtung Baby was Oy Vey, Mama!

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

Bono will contract mono from Alyssa Milano, Edge will trim a hedge for Sister Sledge, Adam Clayton will worship Satan in Dayton, and Larry Mullen, Jr. will be impossible to rhyme.

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

The Edge will reveal that the reason he wears the knit caps is to draw attention away from Bono's crap sunglasses

In the yeaar two thouusaaand...

The Edge will reveal that the reason he wears the knit caps is to cover up a tatoo that reads "I Heart...Urkel?"

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