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February 19th, 2006

They Sold Their Souls For Rock And Roll @ 02:13 am

canadanne:
I'm currently feelin: amused amused

You have *got* to check this out:

Dude.... U2 are so totally Satanists!

Just complete hilarity. And also some beautifully edited footage from the Sydney video - if anyone finds a way to download this file, I'd love to be able to keep it!!  (Edit: nm, I got it now. Friends are great!)
 
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From:hbpen
Date:February 19th, 2006 02:33 am (UTC)
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Ya know, it'd be funny if it wasn't so sad that someone can't actually look into things and/or be creative enough to imagine other things.

I love Bono's intro to Helter Skelter about Manson stealing it from the Beatles & them stealing it back.
From:walrusoct9
Date:February 19th, 2006 02:48 am (UTC)
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holy shit...someone's actually seen God The Devil & Bob besides me. :)
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From:canadanne
Date:February 19th, 2006 02:56 am (UTC)

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It's only my favourite cartoon!  I'm still gutted it never got a second series. I truly don't understand how it's considered more offensive than South Park!!
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From:hew_
Date:February 19th, 2006 02:49 am (UTC)
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har.
This "devil" (Bono) is doing much more than the church itself. haha
From:walrusoct9
Date:February 19th, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
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Yeah, although with the $165 tickets, I'm not sure whether it's the church or Bono that's more greedy...lol.
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From:mangoprophetess
Date:February 19th, 2006 05:49 am (UTC)
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That is one of the *funniest* things I have ever seen in my life! The fact that he sounds like Keanu Reeves in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure makes it even better. You know, this is probably why Bono has said he doesn't hang out with many "believers". Bono would probably take this guy's insistance on a world of black vs. white as insulting to his intelligence. Besides...doesn't this guy know that PRIDE is on of the seven deadly sins? ;)
From:stay_please
Date:February 19th, 2006 06:37 am (UTC)
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I was so with you on that Keanu thought...
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From:zoostation
Date:February 19th, 2006 06:52 am (UTC)
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Well this video only makes me want to worship Satan even more!

Hooray!

Also, Pastor Whateveritis, BREATHE. You had no time to think! It was like someone reading the Zoo TV screens for 7 minutes!
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From:canadanne
Date:February 19th, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
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I was nearly pissing myself towards the end of the video, when he was just reeling off his "more-blasphemous-than-Marilyn-Manson" lyrics at breakneck speed!  It's completely brilliant.
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From:whatsername_31
Date:February 19th, 2006 06:56 am (UTC)
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*stands mouth agape*

Why are people so stupid.

Also, I did not know Keanu Reeves had turned Evangelical Christian. Good narration Keanu.

Welp, guess I am going to hell...I love U2..
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From:sapphires13
Date:February 19th, 2006 08:10 am (UTC)
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Ughhhhh. It makes me so upset that some people are so stupid/blind/backward. I kinda want to e-mail them and slowly disprove every point they made. **shakes fist**

LONG LIVE MACPHISTO!
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From:reecord2
Date:February 19th, 2006 01:53 pm (UTC)
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It absolutely blows my mind that whoever wrote this absolutely DOES NOT GET IT. And it was also entertaining to hear him read lyrics. And annoying that they got some of the fucking lyrics wrong.
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From:canadanne
Date:February 19th, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)

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Some of the most entertaining lines he delivers:

"While singing Helter Skelter, we see Bono, WIELDING an upside-down cross, which has a singular message in rock music!!"

"U2 make it clear as to just what God they are serving, in songs like God's Country, where they declare - quote - 'I STAND WITH THE SONS OF CAAIINNN'!!"

"Wooooe - or judgement - unto them!" (I love the way it sounds more like a Keanu-esque "Whoa!" <g>)

"U2 did not at first reveal what they were really all about, in the early 1980s, in an effort to draw millions of Christians into their web of deception!!"

"To-be-sure, Bono has revealed his true colours, through U2's music as The Fly and MacPhisto!  U2 fans who have a hard time reconciling Bono's actions with their faith should be aware that Bono has long been about deception!" ... "Bono declared - quote - 'I LIE ALL THE TIME'!!"

"U2 has unmasked their good boy image and revealed the satanic power behind their music, as they draw as many as possible into the coming kingdom of the Antichrist!!"

"Incredibly, much of U2's music is actually more blasphemous of God than that of Marilyn Manson's!!"

I can't even follow quite what he's babbling on about in the last 30 seconds or so - he seems to go into some kind of crazed Bible-quoting trance and completely forget what he was supposed to be talking about!  Holy crap, this is funny. It must really suck to be him!!
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From:shakenstatic
Date:February 19th, 2006 01:55 pm (UTC)
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LMFAO! Oh, this made me cry with laughter...
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From:sapphires13
Date:February 19th, 2006 02:25 pm (UTC)
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AND I just realized that they totally contradicted theirselves. They made a big deal about Bono saying that he lies all of the time. Well doesn't that make all of his other so called "evil" statements lies, making him ultimately good? ;P
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From:fiveandfour
Date:February 19th, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC)
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Woe. I can't get it to work. Just lots of "buffering" messages, followed by the sound of a quarter of a spoken word, then more "buffering". Grrr.
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From:canadanne
Date:February 19th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
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I've just uploaded it to the Gmail account.
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From:inklingfair
Date:February 19th, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)

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"...in an effort to draw millions of Christians into their web of deception!"

Waaaiiitaminute... So now Bono is both the Fly AND the Spider? *facepalm*
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From:canadanne
Date:February 20th, 2006 12:10 am (UTC)
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Well, apparently Bono was nicknamed The Spider when he was younger...
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From:kohls_samurai
Date:February 19th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
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This HAS to be satire. WHere did you find this?
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From:canadanne
Date:February 20th, 2006 12:14 am (UTC)
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It's from here... they seem to have a problem with rather a lot of people!

I'm surprised "Pastor Joe" didn't have any comments to make about the Mirrorball Man. ;)

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