Near the front of every issue of Blender, they have a little side-column ever so pleasantly title "When Will Your Favorite Pop Star Croak?" This month's rock star? Bono! I've charted it for you below, practically plagiaraized in every way (that sounds like a Mary Poppins line). Enjoy.
Birth date: May 10, 1960
Current Age: 45
Death Calculator Starts at Age: 79
Irish ancestry - average male life exectancy is 74 years.
Stable Marriage: Wedded to Ali Hewson for 23 years
Family: two daughters and two sons
Healthy diet: Fresh fruit, low-sodium, carb-free hors-d'oeuvres.
Neurobic: Poetic songwriter, screenwriter, excels at chess. (Who knew?? *waits for 14 people to answer "I did!")
Accident-prone: Leaps off stage, rooftop dancer, wears dark glasses.
Overcaffeinated: Bandmates say java makes Bono too hyper.
Absentmind: Known for losting things, lost laptop with U2 lyrics. (they forgot how much he forgets lyrics)
Optimist: Views the world through rose-colored glasses. (The same glasses that were accident-pronely dark, eh?)
Health risks: Mom died of brain aneurysm, dad died of cancer.
Spiritual: strong faith since childhood.
Seriously goal-driven: Career, global activism, "most recognizable advocate."
Loyal friens: Band members are surrogate family and confidantes.
Bono shall live to the ripe old age of 92. Maybe we should do our own write-ups of the other three? ;-)