There was an extravagantly hideous slash story about Adam and Bono in, I think, a ruined castle with angels. All I remember was run-on sentences, some shampoo that smelled like mango, and fluttery white curtains; I bailed out when Bono began to worry whether he had been impregnated. Someone else added a commentary in red text, tearing apart each atrocity and questioning if this was even a serious story.
Anyone know what I'm talking about? I can't find it on google. It would be great to get the link to it and laugh at it all over again. I'm so sorry if the author reads this post, but I do respect whoever it was who wrote it. I couldn't even begin to write something that crazy.