Which song makes for a better opening track to the album as a whole?
And because she'd probably never post it herself, I'm going to feature a blasphemous joke by sapphires13:
Bono, Jesus, and Santa Claus walk into a bar. They sit down and order their drinks. Santa orders hot cocoa, Bono orders a Guinness, and they're just waiting on Jesus to order, when he leans over to Bono and says: "Listen mate, I'm a bit short on cash, so I'll just get some water, and you can turn it into wine."