I'm sitting here just reading through ESPN.com's Page2 and dipping into a few of their '10 Burning Questions' pages, one of them for Jay Mohr. At the end is this:
If you could invite any three people to dinner -- living or dead -- who would they be and why?
Mohr: Damn. I've always wanted to be asked this and I'm blanking. I think I'd invite Malcolm X, to hear his thoughts on black America today. I'd have Charles Spikowski ... and ... Bono. Bono is so cool that you could have sex with him, and your friends wouldn't even call you gay. They'd be like, "So what's he like?"
It's here: http://espn.go.com/page2/s/questions/mohr.html