"This is a Magic slide", he said, "when you slide down, ask for a drink. You shall then land in a huge glass of that drink"
The Boys were thrilled. Bono went first, sliding down yelling "Wiiiiiiiiiine!". He landed in a huge glass of wine and was happy as can be.
The Edge went next. He yelled "Whiskeeeeeeeeeeeeey!", and landed in a huge glass of Jameson. He was thrilled.
Larry went next. He hollered "Guinneeeeeeeeeeeeess!", and was ecstatic when he splashed in a huge glass of Guinness.
Adam went last. As he slid down the slide, he gleefully yelled "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
The others looked at each other and thought "wanker!"
LOL! I crack me up!