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June 27th, 2003

A U2 Joke for all @ 11:03 am

I'm currently feelin: working
I'm currently hearin: Jeff Buckley - "Lover, You Should Have Come Over"

Just felt like sharing a joke with all of my fellow Bono worshipers. :)

When Jeff Buckley died, he went up to Rock and Roll Heaven. When he reached the Pearly Gates, he was greeted by Elvis Presley.

"Hey, there, Jeff," drawled the King. "Welcome to Heaven. I'm here to show you around." Jeff and Elvis walked around, and Elvis introduced Jeff to all the legends: Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, and all the rest. The two continued to walk around when Jeff spotted Bono admiring himself in a mirror.

"Hey, Elvis," he said, "Isn't that Bono over there? What is he doing here? He hasn't died."

"Oh, that's not Bono," Elvis replied. "That's God. He only thinks he's Bono."
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Date:June 27th, 2003 09:33 am (UTC)
hahaha that's great!

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Date:June 27th, 2003 10:07 am (UTC)
LOL, that's awesome... but I like this one:

So Paul McCartney dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and gives him a robe and leads him to a shack, where Paul is told this is his home. Paul complains about this, saying to Peter 'What is this? I was in the biggest rock group ever! I was incredibly important in the world of music and all I get is a little shack?!' Peter laughs and tells Paul that he is mistaken, that only God's most special children get a little shack, and Paul should consider himself lucky. So they go on their way through the tour of Heaven. They come to a huge golden house in the centre of heaven. The PopMart lemon is outside, and a U2 flag is flying from the roof. All sorts of U2 memorabilia is scattered about.

Paul turns to St. Peter and asks him what this is about. 'I can't believe it! Bono gets this huge house?!'

Peter smiles and replies 'No, Paul. This is God's house.'

Proof that God is a U2 fan! lol...
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Date:June 27th, 2003 11:43 am (UTC)
hehehe...That's a good one.

That actually reminds me of *another* joke (although just because of the Irish connection)...

All of the Cardinals of the Catholic Church were gathered in Rome to meet the Pope. A discussion arose about which nationality Christ would be once the Second Coming occurs. Of course, the Italians said Italy, the French said France, and whatnot, so the Cardinals decided to ask the Pope.

"Your Holiness," they said. "Please settle this argument for us. Of which nationality will our Lord return to us when His Second Coming occurs?"

"That's very simple, my children," said the Pope. "Our Lord will return as an Irishman. What other nationality would a man be if he's 33, unmarried, and still living at home with his mother?"
Date:June 27th, 2003 12:37 pm (UTC)
That's hilarious!
Date:June 27th, 2003 02:01 pm (UTC)
That's like that clip on VH1's I Love the 80's - something like "there's no question about it, Bono is the Messiah" haha
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Date:June 27th, 2003 05:05 pm (UTC)
LMAO - that is PRICELESS!! And so's the "God's House" one :)
Date:June 28th, 2003 01:28 am (UTC)
That's awesome :D
Date:June 29th, 2003 11:37 pm (UTC)
Dude.. that made me laugh myself into a couching fit!!! XD **Runs around telling this joke to everybody she knows**

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