MKat, or The Wretched Harmony (mangoprophetess) wrote in u2,
MKat, or The Wretched Harmony

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A U2 Joke for all

Just felt like sharing a joke with all of my fellow Bono worshipers. :)

When Jeff Buckley died, he went up to Rock and Roll Heaven. When he reached the Pearly Gates, he was greeted by Elvis Presley.

"Hey, there, Jeff," drawled the King. "Welcome to Heaven. I'm here to show you around." Jeff and Elvis walked around, and Elvis introduced Jeff to all the legends: Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, and all the rest. The two continued to walk around when Jeff spotted Bono admiring himself in a mirror.

"Hey, Elvis," he said, "Isn't that Bono over there? What is he doing here? He hasn't died."

"Oh, that's not Bono," Elvis replied. "That's God. He only thinks he's Bono."
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