"How's about that for sun block. U2's singer Bono strolls across the beach at St Tropez in full rock star regalia - making sure his flesh stays a whiter shade of pale.
The Irish rocker couldn't bring himself to remove his trademark hat - or his body-boiling black shirt and strides.
At least he managed to swap the cowboy boots he lives in for some sandals. Perhaps he is trying to prove he is the coolest man in rock."
(Unfortunately the only picture they've got on the website is this full page scan, so you can't see the pic of Bono *that* well. It's on page 12 of Thursday's Mirror anyway, if you have a copy of the paper handy.)